How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces)


prejaculate:

probably no one thought about me today


teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you

hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.


jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

(Source: armadillo)


selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche)


idkhumor:

ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS RUBBED DEOderant on HER FAN AND CARPET TO MAKE HER ROOM SMELL GOOD


sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for


seedy:

what is the actual purpose of fingernails other than to paint them pretty colors and claw out the eyes of your enemies


returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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(Source: toska91)


haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying


canadianslut:

tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t