finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS


saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless)


potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch


necrophilofthefuture:

i dont understand giveaways

like who the fuck just has an extra macbook 


andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

image

DONT CHA

(Source: guystud)


-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up


carryonmywincestson:

INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH


lordoftheinternet:

if i was a snake i’d probably accidentally tie myself into a knot


kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship


(Source: meowskis)


emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure


rumour:

has it


hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: hawkbishop)