pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

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alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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detestably:

never give up. unless it’s too hard or involves asking me for help


circumcising:

sext: image


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airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan


rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED


ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne


sancly:

One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿


bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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freeze-dried-kittens:

its not a sex toy mom, its a sex action figure