thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY


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unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(Source: unprintable)


epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans)


sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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and finally

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(Source: barack-obottm)


what does puta mean?

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.


virginsacrificer:

teacher: alright class thats all for today goodb

me:

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(Source: famousest)


phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)


proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)


lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree


roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry)


infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget