teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that


bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

the-mad-angel-with-a-box:

sirpolski:

fefjade:

sirpolski:

please stop tagging your dorito hate in the doritos tag

why are you in the doritos tag

why arent you in the doritos tag

why is there hate in the doritos tag

why is there a doritos tag

(Source: nozomitojo)


wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

(Source: saladfanclub)


ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen


(Source: lazyoaf)


deair:

hot showers will prepare me for the burning depths of hell


1612th:

eating bread crumbs in front of pigeons in order to assert dominance


ahnahwintour:

*gets a compliment*image



tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

(Source: smackable)


(Source: hi)


metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

(Source: metaknighty)


tanpom:

getting a good grade on a test you were sure you failed

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religiousdad:

perchu:

hi

i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice