pouted:

my snapchat feed be like

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(Source: ruanv)


lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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dicksplit:

When he goes in dry


spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(Source: alieniverson)


appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this

appledevice:

hold on guys i have to take this


softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun)


intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings)


condom:

"what’s your dream boyfriend like" Well mostly a dream


burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none


alldaftnopunk:

gangstapayne:

liam1payne:

The Jonas brothers suck

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for everyone wondering what the fuck that quote is from, here ya go


kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast)


officialunitedstates:

all good breakfast food starts with b

  • bacon
  • bagel
  • bread
  • bran muffin
  • beggs
  • bsausage


rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back likeimage

(Source: rnushroom)


bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word